The Most Patriotic Design You'll See on the 4th of July

Here's likely the most honest and straight forward design you will see while celebrating "Independence Day" in 2009.
Consider this: The average American household has about $8k just in credit card debt, and the national average interest rate is somewhere north of 17%. Do the math & see how fucked almost everyone is.
That's just credit cards, too, that doesn't include that $56k Slow Useless Vehicle you just had to have to impress those asshole neighbors you can't stand, just to rub their noses in it. Good job, Dicktard, that mountain of debt will show them you're no one to be trifled with....
Not to mention the overvalued house you "bought" with a subprime mortgage. How else could you afford a $250k home on thirty grand a year? Guess what? You can't, Dumbass! Now that your payments have tripled, you're crying "foul" because you signed something without reading it, or if you read it, you certainly didn't understand it. And since this is America, it's always someone else's fault, because it most certainly isn't yours.

Enough is Enough

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this Uber-pussified country? If a pediatrician would have done this shit thirty years ago some kid’s dad would have beat him into a coma! Read this batch of bullshit and you’ll know what I’m talking about:

Doctors Interrogate Children as Informants on Parents' Behavior

If my wife & I had kids and some quivering jizz-dribble of a doctor performed a fucking interrogation on them like that, I’d kick his ass off this fucking PLANET!!

What kind of demented Orwellian nightmare have we let our nanny government create? And we’re paying for the whole fucking thing!!! What if your kid was pissed because you turned off Spongebob, or you wouldn’t take them to Chuck E. Cheese every day? Some fucking government Jackboot Squad would just serve one of their famous “No Knock” warrants and most likely just shoot you before they take your kids away, to be molested for real as wards of the State.

Along with activist judges trying to push their own narrow-minded agendas down our throats, pharmacists who refuse to dispense medications that offend their religious beliefs and the ballooning number of trigger-happy cops in this country, doctors seem to have no problems overstepping the authority of their jobs. This is what happens when people stop relying on their own abilities and standing up for themselves. Disputes that used to be settled in backyards are now settled in courts, and the only ones gaining anything from this system are the lawyers who created it.

I think Amerika can still be salvaged from the politically-correct sniveling cunt factory it has become, but we have got to say “Enough of this shit is enough, already!”

So Much For Leaving The Dark Ages

I find this news article to be alarming, to say the least, yet I can see this happening in the U.S. if White Trash America elects another religious/fascist asshole to the White House. I'm talking to all you ignorant fuckwits who support people like Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney this past year. As a matter of fact, if McCain picks either one of those cocksuckers as his running mate, I don't care if the Democrats nominate a turnip, I'll be voting for that turnip.

First of all, just the simple fact that Suckabee stated aloud that he thinks the U.S. Constitution should be amended to align more closely with his favorite version of a fairy tale that just won't go away should have meant instant dismissal from any public office. And Romney isn't any better, because the only thing worse than a religious asshole is a religious asshole with a shitload of money, just like Osama bin Laden.

Don't believe Amerika is headed for this type of oppression? Here are just a few examples of the current Emperor's New Clothes regime blatantly fucking over this country:

Passing fascist-state legislation that would make George Orwell sue them for plagiarism.

Slight-of-hand character assassination to distract people from real and far more important issues.

Just plain petty abuses of power.

The current presidential candidates are just going to be more of the same. In fact, we should be calling it an "Erection Year" because no matter who wins, we're going to get fucked.

To be honest, none of the candidates still in the election at this point are fit to lick Ron Paul's ass. The deplorable treatment Ron Paul received from the media in this country is just one of many reasons I don't watch TV news or read newspapers and I get my news from the links on this page, which is why I put them there in the first place.

All Too Common

It's been a while since I've posted anything, but I do have a job. At one point in my life I had actually contemplated a career in law enforcement. That's right, a cop. As things stand now, I'm glad I didn't, because I'd be associated with these gems of today's Fascist society:

http://www.tucsonweekly.com/gbase/Opinion/Content?oid=oid:58248

I hope if this guy's married they showed these pictures to his wife. First of all, only the worst and most cowardly of cunts hit women. On top of that, where does the "Serve and Protect" part cover beating the shit out of any prisoner, let alone a handcuffed woman? Your Mom sure would be proud to see this, once the swelling around her eyes goes down enough for her to see anything at all. I guess those dishes aren't going to do themselves, are they? At least your Dad will have something to talk about when he's forcing himself on some teenage boy at that "one" rest area on the interstate right by his house. A quick search on Youtube will net you some graphic video. What a dick.

http://www.tucsonweekly.com/gbase/Opinion/Content?oid=oid:58248

I'm sure this skilled officer is much better at threat assessment than me, because a NINE FUCKING YEAR OLD MENTALLY RETARDED GIRL could certainly be easily underestimated. I'm sure she brought it upon herself, though, being all small and "slow" and unpredictable. I can't even fathom the cowardice of anyone who witnessed this not at least saying something to this fucking thug hiding behind a badge. If I saw anyone else but a cop doing something this mortifying I would feel obligated to try to stop them any way I could. See that picture of me at the top of the page? That's a good choice for what they call an "appropriate response."

I sincerely hope these assholes lose their jobs at the very least. I also hope the inevitable (and completely justified) lawsuits bankrupt both of these departments. Fuck them, it's what they deserve for putting badges on these cocksuckers.

Islam is a Religion of Peace, Just Like a Crackhead Would Be an Excellent Babysitter

I am so fucking sick of hearing every fascist, limp-dick, mysogonistic closet homosexual saying their religion preaches peace and tolerance just hours after someone blows up a restaurant, bus stop, abortion clinic or shopping center in the name of their imaginary friend, or his son, cousin, gardener, etc. Fuck them.
It should have been a dead giveaway almost 20 years ago when islamofascists decided Salmon Rushdie deserved to die for writing The Satanic Verses, which is the islamic equivalent to the Apocrypha in the judeo-xian religion. Basically it's a bunch of text that was edited out of their holy book by some ancient asshole who thought islam was too liberal and allowed too much free thought. Since nobody did anything about islam then, it has gotten totally out of hand now. Don't take my word for it, read about what Denmark is facing from islamic immigrants.
They laud the efforts of terrorists who indescriminately kill women and children, but go totally batshit crazy because someone draws a cartoon that basically calls them out on this issue. Or when a teacher asks her class to offer a name for a fucking stuffed animal and they come up with Mohammed. To call for this woman's death for giving a toy a name is so disproportional to the perceived offense defies any explanation.
Then there's Ayaan Hirsi Ali, a female author who lives under constant threat of death for making a stand that someone should have made almost a generation ago. She had the audacity to think that women should be treated like people! God fucking forbid. Next she'll want women to be able to dictate the course of their own lives! You can make donations to help pay for her rather expensive security measures, which she is currently under 24/7, by following this link.
Not to make light of their horrid treatment, but I think I would rather have been a Jew during the Holocaust than a woman in an islamic country today. I can't understand how people can use religion to justify such disgraceful treatment of another human being. I also can't understand how anyone anywhere can tolerate or excuse this kind of shit, especially in supposedly "enlightened" societies.
If I have offended anyone of the islamic faith, tough shit. If you don't want to be called assholes, then stop acting like assholes, assholes.
And all you right-wing Neo-Nazi xians out there, you're no fucking better, so wipe that sanctimonious smirk off your face before I pistol-whip you into adult diapers, you hypocritical cocksuckers.