The Most Patriotic Design You'll See on the 4th of July

Here's likely the most honest and straight forward design you will see while celebrating "Independence Day" in 2009.
Consider this: The average American household has about $8k just in credit card debt, and the national average interest rate is somewhere north of 17%. Do the math & see how fucked almost everyone is.
That's just credit cards, too, that doesn't include that $56k Slow Useless Vehicle you just had to have to impress those asshole neighbors you can't stand, just to rub their noses in it. Good job, Dicktard, that mountain of debt will show them you're no one to be trifled with....
Not to mention the overvalued house you "bought" with a subprime mortgage. How else could you afford a $250k home on thirty grand a year? Guess what? You can't, Dumbass! Now that your payments have tripled, you're crying "foul" because you signed something without reading it, or if you read it, you certainly didn't understand it. And since this is America, it's always someone else's fault, because it most certainly isn't yours.

Here it Comes, Part 2

Well, sheeple, you scoffed when you were warned by others long ago that this day would come and now it's here. What day is that? Why it's nothing short of the reinstitution of The Draft! Take a look at this and tell me I'm wrong. Please. Anyone? Beuhler?
If you could get your mind off of American Idol and pull your head out of your ass long enough to look around at what you let this country become, you'd shit your nanny-government-supplied, politically-correct diaper full to the brim. And while you're sitting in a pile of your own shit and ignorance it would be a very good time to read House Resolution 847, which almost sanctions Christianity as the official religion of the United States. The reason it stops just short of sanctioning Xianity is very subtle, because the terms and wording used keep it from being blatantly unconstitutional.
There's also this little tidbit about the ever-increasing erosion of our Bill of Rights under that pillar of xian values, G.W. Bush.
So wake the fuck up already! I have no desire to live in a Theocratic Police State and be tortured and killed as a heretic. You spineless fucks can bend over and take it if you want to, but I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.