The Most Patriotic Design You'll See on the 4th of July

Here's likely the most honest and straight forward design you will see while celebrating "Independence Day" in 2009.
Consider this: The average American household has about $8k just in credit card debt, and the national average interest rate is somewhere north of 17%. Do the math & see how fucked almost everyone is.
That's just credit cards, too, that doesn't include that $56k Slow Useless Vehicle you just had to have to impress those asshole neighbors you can't stand, just to rub their noses in it. Good job, Dicktard, that mountain of debt will show them you're no one to be trifled with....
Not to mention the overvalued house you "bought" with a subprime mortgage. How else could you afford a $250k home on thirty grand a year? Guess what? You can't, Dumbass! Now that your payments have tripled, you're crying "foul" because you signed something without reading it, or if you read it, you certainly didn't understand it. And since this is America, it's always someone else's fault, because it most certainly isn't yours.

Justified Killings

I came across this article while surfing for fairly mainstream Porn and it kinda killed the mood. Total deflatio (for the Urban Dictionary definition, supplied by Moi of course, click here).

Anyway, as I see it, there are three groups of 30 people who should just be fucking killed for these frivolous lawsuits taking up time and taxpayer's money in our courts.

1: The people who filed these lawsuits. They are the perfect example of mollycoddled little jizz-dribbles who are ruining this once-great nation. They have absolutely no sense of personal responsibility and contribute nothing to society and should therefore be culled from the herd. How far can we lower the bar, people?

2: Any and all lawyers who told these whiny little festering cunts that they even have a basis for a lawsuit. This is what happens when lawyers make the laws in this country, the only people served by these laws are the ones who will profit from them. Someone needs to grow a set of fucking balls and do something to put this sort of shit to an end.

3: The judges who agreed to hear these cases with a fucking straight face. Just once I'd like to see a judge make a meaningful stand for something besides their personal religious beliefs. All they have to do is dismiss cases like this out of hand, and maybe charge plaintiffs and lawyers with contempt of court, with some stiff fines involved, and these ridiculous suits will disappear. As soon as they're not profitable, lawyers won't touch them.