Another Lesson in Differences

OK, the election is finally over, and the American sheeple at least showed a bit of common sense for a change. Although I still don't feel Obama is the best man for the job, he was certainly the best choice we were presented with. I happen to agree with the thought that the man who wants the job the least deserves it most. Hopefully Obama can live up to his obvious promise, but (almost) anyone would be an improvement over a semi-retarded evangelical cunt like Bush.
I just couldn't imagine the Antichrist as VP, either. Just the fact that she thinks we're in the end times and would do everything in her power to accelerate the coming Apocalypse is more than enough reason to vote against the Republicunts. I feel that people like Palin & Mike Huckabee should be excluded from holding any meaningful elected office just to enforce the separation of church & State anyway. I am so fucking sick of narrow-minded ignorant fuckstains making decisions that affect my life.

Anyway, that's not really the purpose of this post. I really want to educate & inform people of important differences between what they think about certain things. As a previous post dealt with the differences between Rights and Privileges, this post will deal with the difference between Nationalism and Patriotism.

Let's start with Nationalism. According to the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, nationalism is: loyalty and devotion to a nation ; especially : a sense of national consciousness exalting one nation above all others and placing primary emphasis on promotion of its culture and interests as opposed to those of other nations or supranational groups. That's definition #1, and will suffice for the purpose of this post.
That is what most people in Amerika consider patriotic: unwavering support for their country & its leaders, regardless of what those "leaders" think, do or say. A bunch of drunk fratboys bleating out chants of "U S A" & "We're Number One" while certainly embarrassing, is neither true or patriotic. Blind faith in anything just means you're willing to abdicate responsibility for your actions to someone you don't even know. That doesn't make you anything but a fucking sheep, which explains the repetitive bleating.

I can't put it more succinctly than that. Of course, the corporate media that spoon feeds most Amerikans their misinformed opinions on everything these days wouldn't dare make such a proclamation, the FCC would shut them down for disagreeing with the powers that be.
Rampant nationalism is also what allowed a fucking animal like Hitler to come to power in Germany, and he wasn't even fucking German! The same mob-mentality that brought us the Nuremburg rallies and the Holocaust has brought this once-great nation to a morally and intellectually bankrupt state. Not to mention having the Patriot Act crammed up our asses, the systematic elimination of our basic rights, and the institution in all but name of a Police State in what's supposed to be the most free country on the planet. Don't take my word for it, visit any of these links & see for yourself:

1:Looking Back in Disgust

2:Information Liberation

3:CQ.com

So the next time you're feeling Patriotic, try submitting a Freedom of Information Act request on what's really happening in Iraq or Afghanistan, waterboarding or other forms of torture carried out by the CIA & others, or any of the myriad Bill of Rights violations perpetrated by the worst presidency in history. Then let everyone know how that works out for you until the Goon Squad serves you with a no-knock warrant & "accidentally" kills you at 3 A.M.

Another Unsettling Trend

Let me admit to one of my many human foibles. I have a "thing" about hypodermic needles. And by "thing" I mean deep-seated hatred. Call it a fear, call it a phobia, call it a fucking toaster oven for all I care, just keep that fucking thing the fuck away from me. Fuck. That's one of the main reasons I never became a drug-addict, that and the fact I wanted to actually make something of myself that didn't involve ponderous amounts of BO and blowing a complete stranger for a fix.
That being said, I can pretty much tell you why I hate needles, and it goes back a very long way. You see, before I was even in elementary school I loved monster movies. They didn't even have to be very good, just somewhat scary. Well, there was this old 50's SciFi movie about aliens that had needles that came out of their fingertips and that pretty much fucked me up for life.

So you can probably understand my outrage when I read the following:

Are Forced Injections the New Taser?

What. The. Fuck. Now I know that paramedics, EMTs, phlebotomists and other folks in medicine-related fields all know how to give injections, because they're trained to, so I don't know about the rest of you fucking sheeple, but I'm sorry Officer Mengele, you come near me with a needle, I'm fucking drawing down on your ass. Seriously. Get the fuck away from me with that shit.
Another salient point would be the drug they're using, Midazolam, and the possibly harmful effects it could have if someone were allergic to it. I'm not talking I-touched-my-face-after-petting-a-cat-and-now-my-eyes-are-itchy-and-watery allergic, I'm talking ER-in-ten-minutes-or-you're-going-to-fucking-die allergic. Ask anyone who's allergic to penicillin how cavalier their attitude towards a dose of that is.

Things Every American Needs to Know

So you think you're a Good American. If you're anything like the majority of people that I deal with every day, I have some bad news, Skippy.

First off, let's talk about a few differences that most Americans are unaware of:

There is a huge difference between Rights and Privileges. You have the right to vote, own a gun, speak out against your elected officials, worship whatever imaginary being you choose and say anything to anyone. That's right, you have the right to call a black man a "nigger." But you do not have the right to complain when that same black man justifiably beats the ever-loving shit out of you because you fucking deserve it, you racist piece of shit.

You have the right to spend your money as you see fit, even if you want to buy an over priced, self-indulgent and totally unnecessary SUV. But if you go ahead and buy your ego stroking behemoth that gets horrible fuel economy, you forfeit your right to bitch about the price of gas, you selfish cocksucker.

You have the right to vote, even though you are most likely ignorant and ill-informed, having your opinions spoon-fed to you via any of the mainstream media, who coincidentally enough, are owned by the same big businesses as most of Congress & the Senate. Stop watching CNN, MSNBC and Fox "News" and learn something about the candidates, because I'm really fucking tired of your shitty choices affecting my goddamn life, you fucking sheep.

You do not, however, have the right to drive like a total asshole, on any road you like. Driving is a privilege granted to you by the state you live in, which is why you need to get a new one when you move to a different state. Even though a half retarded chimp can get a driver's license in most states, you're supposed to display a modicum (look it up, dicktard, I don't have a remedial blog) of skill to demonstrate you deserve that privilege. The state also has the right to revoke your license if you do something extraordinarily stupid, though they don't do this often enough in my less-than-humble opinion.

So explain to me why my driver's license is valid anywhere in the U.S. but my concealed carry permit isn't. And you unskilled fuckers are lucky it's not as hard to get a DL as it is to get a CCW, and I think it should be harder, if anything. After all, I had to prove to a certified instructor that I possess a higher-than-average degree of skill with a handgun in order to be allowed to exercise my right to carry one. 'Splain that one to me, Lucy.

You do not have the right to a ridiculous amount of credit, no matter how well you think you manage your finances. As a matter of fact, you don't have the right to credit at all if a bank or credit union thinks you're a shitty risk. They actually have the right, as businesses, to dictate the terms of any credit they extend to you. Want a higher limit on your card? Prove you deserve it. Can't do that? Tough shit, just sit there & suck on it, Deadbeat. Try negotiating the price of groceries the next time you go shopping, see where that gets you. You also don't have the right to max out your credit cards, get a second or third mortgage, tons of personal loans and a brand-new car(none of which you can really afford) and then fuck over your creditors by declaring bankruptcy. You're nothing more than a scammer and a thief at that point, asshole.

It's Been A While

My, it has been a long time since I posted anything. It's certainly not because there are less things to rant about, but fuck a duck! Where do I start?

How about the election? It looks more like a popularity contest held at an overcrowded bible camp. I would like to see just one fucking candidate say, "My religious beliefs have no bearing on my support or dissent regarding any legislation, and yours shouldn't either."
And it's the fucking twenty-first century, people! Can we finally get past a candidate's race for fuck's sake? There are sooooo many more important things to consider about our future leader than the color of his skin or who his parents were. How about someone who has read (and actually understands) the fucking Constitution, or at least the Bill of Rights, since a middle-school civics class 30-plus years ago. How about someone not bought and paid for by big business? That would certainly be a welcome change from our "Emperor's New Clothes/Oil Whore" regime that we currently suffer under, selling us out at every turn. How about someone with real solutions to current problems regarding crime in this country that don't involve more gun control or other infringements on the liberties of law-abiding citizens?
Why are there only two political parties? There's no significant difference in them either, so they might as well drop the pretense and form one huge, unstoppable, bible-waving New Amerikan Zeitgeist Incumbent Party. That's a bit cumbersome, though. I've got it, they can be brutally honest for a change and call it the Enema Party! I can see their literature now: "Vote Enema! Because then you can be sure we'll stick it in your ass, and when we're done, you won't have shit left!"
It's a shame I have to go out and vote for the candidate who makes me cringe the least. If the U.S. weren't populated by a flock of vapid, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, semi-literate, glassy-eyed religious jizz-dribbles (who breed like sewer rats), we might have a better chance at electing a real leader, instead of having yet another rich prick shoved up our ass.
I have to stop now, before I give myself a brain hemorrhage.

Vote for Ron Paul.

So Much For Leaving The Dark Ages

I find this news article to be alarming, to say the least, yet I can see this happening in the U.S. if White Trash America elects another religious/fascist asshole to the White House. I'm talking to all you ignorant fuckwits who support people like Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney this past year. As a matter of fact, if McCain picks either one of those cocksuckers as his running mate, I don't care if the Democrats nominate a turnip, I'll be voting for that turnip.

First of all, just the simple fact that Suckabee stated aloud that he thinks the U.S. Constitution should be amended to align more closely with his favorite version of a fairy tale that just won't go away should have meant instant dismissal from any public office. And Romney isn't any better, because the only thing worse than a religious asshole is a religious asshole with a shitload of money, just like Osama bin Laden.

Don't believe Amerika is headed for this type of oppression? Here are just a few examples of the current Emperor's New Clothes regime blatantly fucking over this country:

Passing fascist-state legislation that would make George Orwell sue them for plagiarism.

Slight-of-hand character assassination to distract people from real and far more important issues.

Just plain petty abuses of power.

The current presidential candidates are just going to be more of the same. In fact, we should be calling it an "Erection Year" because no matter who wins, we're going to get fucked.

To be honest, none of the candidates still in the election at this point are fit to lick Ron Paul's ass. The deplorable treatment Ron Paul received from the media in this country is just one of many reasons I don't watch TV news or read newspapers and I get my news from the links on this page, which is why I put them there in the first place.

All Too Common

It's been a while since I've posted anything, but I do have a job. At one point in my life I had actually contemplated a career in law enforcement. That's right, a cop. As things stand now, I'm glad I didn't, because I'd be associated with these gems of today's Fascist society:

http://www.tucsonweekly.com/gbase/Opinion/Content?oid=oid:58248

I hope if this guy's married they showed these pictures to his wife. First of all, only the worst and most cowardly of cunts hit women. On top of that, where does the "Serve and Protect" part cover beating the shit out of any prisoner, let alone a handcuffed woman? Your Mom sure would be proud to see this, once the swelling around her eyes goes down enough for her to see anything at all. I guess those dishes aren't going to do themselves, are they? At least your Dad will have something to talk about when he's forcing himself on some teenage boy at that "one" rest area on the interstate right by his house. A quick search on Youtube will net you some graphic video. What a dick.

http://www.tucsonweekly.com/gbase/Opinion/Content?oid=oid:58248

I'm sure this skilled officer is much better at threat assessment than me, because a NINE FUCKING YEAR OLD MENTALLY RETARDED GIRL could certainly be easily underestimated. I'm sure she brought it upon herself, though, being all small and "slow" and unpredictable. I can't even fathom the cowardice of anyone who witnessed this not at least saying something to this fucking thug hiding behind a badge. If I saw anyone else but a cop doing something this mortifying I would feel obligated to try to stop them any way I could. See that picture of me at the top of the page? That's a good choice for what they call an "appropriate response."

I sincerely hope these assholes lose their jobs at the very least. I also hope the inevitable (and completely justified) lawsuits bankrupt both of these departments. Fuck them, it's what they deserve for putting badges on these cocksuckers.

Not Far Off The Mark

There are three kinds of people in this world that I despise: Thieves, Liars and Bullies, and the RIAA is all three in one convenient, easy-to-loathe package.
I'm old enough to have owned (and nostalgic enough to still own) vinyl LPs and cassette tapes. My friends and I shared all our albums with each other by taking the time to record them onto cassettes, and we all had piles of homemade cassette tapes. Some of them were even labeled as well. Why did we do this? It's called "sharing" and it's how we were raised. Also because it saved us money because we didn't have to buy that particular LP. I'm sure the music industry lost money from us doing that, but twenty or thirty years ago the government wasn't completely bought and paid for by big business.
File sharing is just like spending a rainy afternoon at a friend's house turning a stack of records into a stack of tapes. It wasn't called stealing then and it's no different now, it just doesn't take as long. I now have stacks of CDs and a CD recorder, and I will gladly copy anything I have for someone.
Do I make 1000 copies of a CD and sell them? No, because that is pirating, and I have no issue with arresting someone doing that. But when the RIAA sues some little kid for a ridiculous amount of money for downloading her favorite songs I have a huge problem with that. Way to take the moral high ground and make an example out of a hardened criminal! If you are savvy enough to not have to pay for your music, awesome! If your favorite band comes to town, pay for a ticket to see them live, because at least they'll make more than a dollar from each ticket, unlike their latest CD, which, even though it still costs $18, made the record company fifteen times as much money as the artist. And why do CDs cost as much now as when they first came out over 20 years ago? Especially when you consider the cost of a CD player started out at around three grand, and now you couldn't give one away because DVD players are so inexpensive now?
I know someone who worked in a CD factory 8-10 years ago, and they told me that, including the packaging, it cost about a buck and a half to make a CD. Even taking into consideration the cost of shipping, advertising, paying the wage slaves to move it from one point to another in the store, and what the artist is being paid (minus the advance they already got, thank you), the price of a CD should be under five bucks. The only reason, and please correct me if I'm wrong, that Cds cost as much as they do is corporate greed.
So share your files with your friends, neighbors, acquaintances, online friends, even complete strangers, as long as you're sharing and not making money off of someone else's work.

If You Value Your Rights

If you value your Rights and want to keep them, there's something tangible you can do to keep them. Sign this petition and pass it on to everyone you know, or put it on your own blog. Whether you own guns or not, this issue is going to have a huge impact on defining your Rights vs. the power of the government for a long time to come. You could even write to your elected officials and ask them to support the petition in whatever way they can.
If you sit on your thumbs and let this go by, don't come crying to me when the Jackboots come kick your door in. For once, make your vote count on something infinitely more important than American Idol.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for security will lose both, and deserve neither.-
Ben Franklin

Learning the Hard Way

Some people just need to learn things the hard way, and apathy and inaction have a way of catching up with those people. Unfortunately the majority of Americans seem to fall under that category, because an article written almost FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO should have been a wake-up call to this once-great nation. But no, all the mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, book-burning, goose-stepping Nazi Xian fucktards in this country put aside their asinine squabbling over bullshit semantics long enough to re-elect the worst, most obviously corrupt Emperor's New Clothes regime in this country's history. Here is that article in its entirety, just so you don't have to follow a link to get there:

"Political scientist Dr. Lawrence Britt recently wrote an article about fascism ("Fascism Anyone?," Free Inquiry, Spring 2003, page 20). Studying the fascist regimes of Hitler (Germany), Mussolini (Italy), Franco (Spain), Suharto (Indonesia), and Pinochet (Chile), Dr. Britt found they all had 14 elements in common. He calls these the identifying characteristics of fascism. The excerpt is in accordance with the magazine's policy.

The 14 characteristics are:

1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism
   Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
   
   
2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
   Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
   
   
3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
   The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.
   
   
4. Supremacy of the Military
   Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
   
   
5. Rampant Sexism
   The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy.
   
   
6. Controlled Mass Media
   Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
   
   
7. Obsession with National Security
   Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses.
   
   
8. Religion and Government are Intertwined
   Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the government's policies or actions.
   
   
9. Corporate Power is Protected
   The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
   
   
10. Labor Power is Suppressed
    Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed .
    
    
11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
    Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and governments often refuse to fund the arts.
    
    
12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment
    Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
    
    
13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
    Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.
    
    
14. Fraudulent Elections
    Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections.

Copyright © 2003 Free Inquiry magazine
Reprinted for Fair Use Only. "

Can you recognize any of the same traits in our current administration? I think most middle school kids could.

Here it Comes, Part 2

Well, sheeple, you scoffed when you were warned by others long ago that this day would come and now it's here. What day is that? Why it's nothing short of the reinstitution of The Draft! Take a look at this and tell me I'm wrong. Please. Anyone? Beuhler?
If you could get your mind off of American Idol and pull your head out of your ass long enough to look around at what you let this country become, you'd shit your nanny-government-supplied, politically-correct diaper full to the brim. And while you're sitting in a pile of your own shit and ignorance it would be a very good time to read House Resolution 847, which almost sanctions Christianity as the official religion of the United States. The reason it stops just short of sanctioning Xianity is very subtle, because the terms and wording used keep it from being blatantly unconstitutional.
There's also this little tidbit about the ever-increasing erosion of our Bill of Rights under that pillar of xian values, G.W. Bush.
So wake the fuck up already! I have no desire to live in a Theocratic Police State and be tortured and killed as a heretic. You spineless fucks can bend over and take it if you want to, but I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

The Stench of Hypocrisy

I have never been a fan of militant activist groups, I don't like their heavy-handed techniques and over-the-top propaganda. There are much better ways to get your message across than bullying and browbeating people, I think it's lazy and counterproductive, especially with Oppositional-Defiant people like myself. In fact, my least favorite phrase in English is "You have to..." Because I don't have to do anything, but I'm also aware of cause and effect regarding my choices.
That brings me to the subject of this post. Everyone knows PETA loves animals, right? Well, it turns out PETA is trying to redefine hypocrisy almost daily. There's even a website called petakillsanimals.com that exposes the falsehoods that make up a great deal of the common perception of PETA's image.
Even the head of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk, spews her militant rhetoric without the slightest regard for irony. I found this blog post from last November and it's typical of the hypocritical bullshit PETA tries to pass off as policy. It's nothing new, either, because this article from the Center for Consumer Freedom has quotes dating back to 1990.
If you have ever seen Penn & Teller: Bullshit! then you shouldn't be surprised to know they did a whole episode about what kind of bullshit these people try to get everyone to believe.
In conclusion, fuck PETA and others of their ilk who live in the "Do as I say, not as I do" world of hypocrisy.

Where To Find Real News

Well, now that you're all caught up on the latest activities of (insert name of talentless media whore here), it's high time you got into some real news. I'm talking about the important items that will have an effect on your life that's inversely proportional to the amount of coverage they received in the media.
Project Censored is my newest link on this page, and they have a list of the top 25 news stories in the world from 2007 that were ignored for the most part in today's corporate-run press, probably because they don't generate the same ratings (read: revenue) as the drug- and/or alcohol-fueled antics of overprivileged, under-talented, flavor-of-the-month celebrities.
Personally, I don't care if Paris Hilton releases a sex video featuring her being gang-banged by what's left of Michael Vick's dogs, it's just not newsworthy to me. I would rather know how my elected officials are spending their time and my money. I would also like to know how badly the current "Emperor's New Clothes" regime has fucked me over and trampled my civil rights this week. For a bunch of guys sworn to defend and uphold the United States Constitution, you'd think at least one of them would have read the fuckin' thing.
Turn off your goddamn Hi-Def Plasma Electronic Lobotomy for one night and use the Internet for something besides watching 15 second clips of low-grade porn and find out what's being done in your name! I enjoy my rights and value them enough to fight for them, and if I have to mow down hordes of obese, ignorant fucking sheeple, I can and will. So wake the fuck up and stop being part of the problem and try being part of the solution.

Anonymous Confirmation

It's official. If you are reading this blog and understand everything, chances are good that you're a genius. But don't take my word for it, just go to the Blog Readabilty Test, enter the URL, and see for yourself. Then feel free to check any of your favorites, or even blogs you can't stand, and see where they rate. Go forth and spread the word to your genius friends that they are welcome here.

"It Can't Happen Here"

If you think, say, hear or believe this phrase, you're in for a rude awakening. Ever heard of Eminent Domain? That's what it's called when the Government does it, when anyone else does it, it's called extortion. You or I would go to prison for agreeing to attempt it. That part is called "conspiracy to commit ( insert charge here)", and it's usually thrown in for good measure when someone is charged with various crimes.
Do you like the house you live in? You better hope some developer doesn't see it as the perfect place for a strip mall or Starbucks, because you will lose your home and get nothing for it. Take a look at this news item from New York. Just because some asshole has friends in City Hall, you can be unceremoniously thrown into the street when they steal your property.
These are elected officials, people! If you knowingly support a candidate that supports government-sanctioned extortion and theft, then you are part of the problem, not to mention a cocksucker of the highest order. If you don't know where a candidate stands on this issue, find out. Every item they vote on is a matter of public record, so if you don't have the balls to ask them, you can find out by going through their files.

Jesus Christ! I Can't Make This Shit Up!

I don't know where to start, so I'll just post this link to another unbelievable story on the web. So Homeland Insecurity feels that firemen obviously have it too fucking easy while putting out fires and saving lives. Now they want firemen to FUCKING SPY ON PEOPLE IN THE HOUSES THEY'RE TRYING TO SAVE!!! What the flying blue fuck are the Homeland Insecurity employees doing besides developing more insidious ways to erode our civil rights? You lazy motherfuckers can at least do the job you're being overpaid for without resorting to "volunteering" others who already have enough on their plates.

Islam is a Religion of Peace, Just Like a Crackhead Would Be an Excellent Babysitter

I am so fucking sick of hearing every fascist, limp-dick, mysogonistic closet homosexual saying their religion preaches peace and tolerance just hours after someone blows up a restaurant, bus stop, abortion clinic or shopping center in the name of their imaginary friend, or his son, cousin, gardener, etc. Fuck them.
It should have been a dead giveaway almost 20 years ago when islamofascists decided Salmon Rushdie deserved to die for writing The Satanic Verses, which is the islamic equivalent to the Apocrypha in the judeo-xian religion. Basically it's a bunch of text that was edited out of their holy book by some ancient asshole who thought islam was too liberal and allowed too much free thought. Since nobody did anything about islam then, it has gotten totally out of hand now. Don't take my word for it, read about what Denmark is facing from islamic immigrants.
They laud the efforts of terrorists who indescriminately kill women and children, but go totally batshit crazy because someone draws a cartoon that basically calls them out on this issue. Or when a teacher asks her class to offer a name for a fucking stuffed animal and they come up with Mohammed. To call for this woman's death for giving a toy a name is so disproportional to the perceived offense defies any explanation.
Then there's Ayaan Hirsi Ali, a female author who lives under constant threat of death for making a stand that someone should have made almost a generation ago. She had the audacity to think that women should be treated like people! God fucking forbid. Next she'll want women to be able to dictate the course of their own lives! You can make donations to help pay for her rather expensive security measures, which she is currently under 24/7, by following this link.
Not to make light of their horrid treatment, but I think I would rather have been a Jew during the Holocaust than a woman in an islamic country today. I can't understand how people can use religion to justify such disgraceful treatment of another human being. I also can't understand how anyone anywhere can tolerate or excuse this kind of shit, especially in supposedly "enlightened" societies.
If I have offended anyone of the islamic faith, tough shit. If you don't want to be called assholes, then stop acting like assholes, assholes.
And all you right-wing Neo-Nazi xians out there, you're no fucking better, so wipe that sanctimonious smirk off your face before I pistol-whip you into adult diapers, you hypocritical cocksuckers.

Here it Comes

The Dystopian nightmare envisioned by George Orwell is right around the corner, except he didn't have right-wing Nazi, bible-thumping cunts running things. If you enjoy your freedom of speech, and I certainly do, you need to be aware of the rapidly approaching Theocratic Police-State hegemony (look it up) in this country. I, for one, can't stand being told how to live, let alone how to think & speak. These Bills are as close to thought-crime legislation as it gets without coming right out and calling them that. This article from the John Birch Society even called them that. No sense sugar-coating it.
I personally don't relish the idea that some gov't goon is allowed to come to my home, paw through my stuff, confiscating whatever they want, for no better reason than I said mean things about their boss. Personally, a Ruby Ridge-style standoff with the New SS, I mean BATF, does not appeal to me at all. I have a family to worry about. (You get a good zombie outbreak, I'm your guy all the way!)
Linda Milazzo has written a very good article in the Huffington Post about it, and I think you should take the time right now and read it. Do it goddammit! For a more detailed description of the Bills, the Center for Constitutional Rights has an excellent factsheet posted on their site. And don't just read the articles, write an email to your representatives as well, because they still work for you, for the time being anyway.
Here is the letter I wrote to my Senators:

Dear Senator ____________,

I am writing to voice my concern over Resolution 1959, the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007. This is as frightening a piece of legislature as anything I've ever seen, including policy papers from Nazi Germany and the U.S.S.R. under Stalin. It sounds suspiciously similar to the sedition laws enacted by the British prior to the Revolutionary War.

This is a totally unwarranted attack on our Constitutional rights, specifically the First Amendment as I understand it. Correct me if I'm wrong, Sir, but isn't voicing a dissenting opinion the very definition of freedom of speech? I personally put a very high value on our freedoms, and those who protect them for us.

Please do everything in your power to persuade others that supporting this resolution is utterly wrong and counter to the Constitution they (and you, Sir,) swore to defend.

I have the utmost confidence in your ability to shone the light of rationality on this corrosive issue.

Thank you for your time,

And if that doesn't work:

Is It Really That Bad?

My answer is an emphatic YES!! The Fourth Reich is alive and well in the last place you would think it would work, the United States of fucking Amerika!! Don't believe me? Go deposit or withdraw $5k in your own bank account. Better yet, take that money in cash and get a cashier's check. Your letter from Homeland Security (in the guise of a letter from your bank) will arrive in the mail shortly. That happened to me. "Due to the enactment of the Patriot Act, we are required to report...blah, blah, fucking blah." Basically, the government of this once great nation wanted to know where I got this money from. I never gave any sort of reply, and I never will, because they can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut for all I care about what they want. Fuck them! They supposedly work for us, right? Besides, the burden of proof lies with the prosecution, meaning they have to prove I did something wrong, and I don't have to prove that I didn't. That was about 5 or 6 years ago, and I haven't heard anything else about it, because I called my bank and gave them a more polite version of what I've typed here. I'm sure I'm on a list somewhere.

Like I said, fuck Bush and his New SS. My grandfather was an electrician, while his funded Hitler's Nazi war machine. Kinda runs in the family, don'tcha think? Don't take my word for it, read this article, or any of thousands of others detailing W's grandfather's involvement. My heritage is Italian and my people helped build this country into the greatest democracy on earth, Bush and his cronies are doing everything they can to tear it down, pissing all over those people like my grandfather every day.

While my personal experience was momentarily annoying at worst, some people have their whole lives turned upside down. I read a blog called Six Hours a Week by this very brave woman trying to live a normal, personally fulfilling life like any sane person, but it's just a fucking Orwellian horrorshow. If you are reading this, follow the link and learn about this woman's ordeal right here in Amerika! I wish there was something more I could do for her, but showing my support through this stupid little blog is it, for now. If you use Stumble Upon, give her a thumbs up so she gets more exposure. Let's take back America from Bush and his Fourth Reich Nazi cunts!

I Can't Believe This

I don't understand how someone so FUCKING STUPID could make it to adulthood, let alone live outside an institution without a fucking helmet! I found this article yesterday and had to write about it. I know human stupidity knows no bounds, but god damn! This just really solidifies my "view" of television programming as a whole. I really hope this is just some ratings ploy, because otherwise it's just sad.

Fun With Words and Pictures

I am a huge fan of Despair, Inc. and their self-proclaimed Demotivators, which are brilliant parodies of those cheesy motivational posters you see everywhere. I have been telling people about them for years and have used them as wallpaper on my computer at work and at home. Well, they have recently added a new feature that is tons of fun: a page to create your own Demotivator!

So far I've only done a few, but I like to think they're pretty funny.


That's five .44 Magnums through one ragged hole at 25 yards by Yours Truly, bitches. And no, there was no sixth that missed completely, because I only shoot five out of habit.

Finally, the former Tammy Faye Bakker looked as ugly on the outside as she was on the inside, just in time to die a horrible death from cancer. Hopefully, a similar fate awaits all the other God Whores out there, fuck them in their cancerous colons.

My apologies to the folks at Special Olympics, who did not give me permission to use the name of their fine organization for my Demotivator, but I used it anyway. It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission, but I'll take the poster down if they object. Fuck Bush, if he doesn't want people like me calling him a cunt, he shouldn't act like one.

Anyway, follow the links and have fun, or just do a search for demotivational posters, cause there's some really funny shit out there!